Crime Comedy

A Bengal Tiger, a Sheep and Two Smoking Barrels

DK Hadayag

English124 pagesPublished Sep 10, 2026

Danny, Nate and Mark are not criminals.

At least, not particularly successful ones.


It all begins with a package that was never meant for them, continues with a courier driving to the wrong Hackney, and spirals into something rather difficult to explain without mentioning a Turkish kilim, a dead body, a sheep with boundary issues, a Bengal tiger and two barrels nobody was supposed to take.


On the other side is Victor Shaw, a very organised man with a successful business, a beautiful house in Derbyshire and a troubling habit of solving problems rather permanently.


Victor likes order.

Danny is convinced he always has everything under control.

And that, more or less, is where the problem begins.


“Bengal Tiger, a Sheep and Two Smoking Barrels” is a fast, absurd black crime comedy about three friends who keep making exactly the wrong decision at precisely the moment they think everything has finally worked itself out.

Because sometimes all it takes to turn an ordinary working day into a complete disaster is one wrong address.

And one sheep that does not know when to stop staring.


© 2026 DK Hadayag